Lady Traps and How To Deal With Them

As a guy there are times we find ourselves in a position where we get trapped by women. She asks you a simple question or makes a statement and you reply thinking nothing of it. Pretty soon you start getting the cold shoulder and she acts like she never wants to speak to you again. You end up sitting(or standing) there with a stupid look on your face asking yourself what the hell just happened. My friend, you just fell into a lady trap.
A lady trap is basically something a woman says or does in order to test you. Women are hard wired to do this and at times do not even know when they are doing it.



After scouring the internet and personal experience, I found some of the most popular lady traps and how you can avoid them.

1. Do I Look Fat?

Translation: “I’m feeling a little insecure at this moment, so regardless of what you really think, tell me I’m beautiful and look crazy skinny in this outfit.”

Now listen carefully on this one... Never ever say what is going through your head because you will definitely ruin it.
Simply give her a compliment and you should be good.







2. Nothing's Wrong

Translation: “Hell yeah something’s wrong, and I want you to care enough to drag it out of me.”

Guys, this article might be the holy grail for you because now that you know what those words really mean, you will know how to handle it when a girl says this. Beware, if it's PMS that's causing the "nothing's wrong" you could be in for a long night. If you determine that's the case, it might be best to retreat and just go to sleep. The words "nothing's wrong" are often thrown out as the calm before the storm. Brace yourself. Sometimes the best thing you can do once that is said is just admit she is right and shut up. 

3.I'll be ready soon, it will only take a second

Translation: “Go take a nap. I’ll wake you up when I’m ready to go.”

I don’t know what their problem is, but women can take freaking forever to do anything. You know this guys. Don’t get upset, just always have a plan B. For example, you could claim you need medical attention just so you can get out of the house. Or, if that doesn’t work, maybe you could solve the issue of global warming. Either way, just relax, you are gonna be there a while.

4. Do I annoy you?

Translation: “I know I annoy you, but smile and be happy anyway, will ya?”

“Women annoy men. That is what they do. It’s like a law of nature of some crap. Everywhere you have a woman and a man who are not having sex, the man is somewhat annoyed.”




































5. I'll just have a salad


Translation: “I’m hungry as fuck and could eat two Big Macs right now, but I’m trying to be a lady.”

She might just order a salad but that doesn't mean she's not craving a blue cheese bacon wrapped double cheeseburger with a side of onion rings smothered in full-fat ketchup. It's more like she doesn't want you to think she's disgusting for eating solid foods. But eating salad when she really craves more will only lead her to eye-fuck your dinner until you offer her a bite.